Glad You're Not Asian: Gov. Eliot Spitzer

Monday, March 10, 2008

I just wonder what type of White House it would have been if Eliot Spitzer had actually made the transformation from "Eliot Ness" and Governor of New York, to President of the United States and leader of the Free World.

I mean if this is what happens to the guy after investigating some local prostitution rings, what the hell would have happened once he decided to go after world sex traffickers?

Just thinking about the debauchery that would have taken place is almost incomprehensible as Spitzer could have had every resource at his "Client #9" fingertips for his own satisfactions. Forget about blowjobs in the Oval Office - Spitzer probably would have been doing lines of coke off naked hookers while trying to get asphyxiated.