Yeah that's right: Kristi Yamaguchi Wins DWTS

If Kristi Yamaguchi, who ended up with a perfect 90 between the show's two day finale (which was a first) didn't win the whole damn thing, I would have had to ask the question of what the world had against a slick Asian American woman who danced her ass off to perfection.

On a side note: I've slowly become a fan of that trophy. It's actually kind of cute.

Kristi Yamaguchi: Headed to the DWTS Finals

So Kristi Yamaguchi made it to the Dancing With The Stars final round.

Nice.

Check out her Tango and Jive from Monday.

Tango



Jive

DWTS: Kristi Yamaguchi

Just in case you happened to miss it earlier this week, here's Kristi Yamaguchi's dance from this week from DWTS:

Samba

While I wanted to say that Asian women just shouldn't wear that outfit, it occured to me that really no one should wear that outfit.



Quick Step

I think it was the hair that did it this time...

Video: DWTS Kristi Yamaguchi

I thought it was pretty good, not great, not 10 worthy - but then again, I'm not a ballroom judge, or even pretend to be one - so what do I really know?

There is no Kristi Yamaguchi sex tape

Just for the record my searchers and lurkers and anyone else in the middle - there is no Kristi Yamaguchi sex tape.

Repeat. No Yamaguchi sex tape.

Stop looking for something that doesn't exist no matter how hard you wish it to be true.

No Yamaguchi sex tape.

Kristi Yamaguchi: Better than good sex?

I'm not sure it was better than good sex like Carrie Ann Inaba said - but it did earn a perfect score:



I have a Kristi and Mario final right now.

DWTS, Kristi Yamaguchi, and I'm just putting this out there

All I'm saying is that you know somewhere in America, someone said, "I hate that skinny bitch."

That's all I'm saying.

I wonder if there'll be a Yamaguchi backlash.

DWTS: Kristi Yamaguchi gets down and Cheryl Burke gets a real partner

On the finale of Dance War - and you know how I felt about that show - the new contestants were announced for Dancing With The Stars - and one of them is Asian American figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi who will be paired with dancer Mark Ballas - and I while I couldn't stand Dance War I do like some DWTS because where else can you see Penn Jillette try and ballroom like the pros?

At the same time, it's nice to see that AA dancer Cheryl Burke finally got a partner who wasn't a bust this time around (no offense Wayne - you're still tops in Vegas babe) so maybe she'll actually have a shot at winning this time around.