DVD: Miss Gold Digger & Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon

So I sat down and watched two films last night, the SK romantic comedy Miss Gold Digger and the Andy Lau/Maggie Q epic Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon, and while I didn't mind the first, because it was kind of a fun romp through singledom and trying to find the right person - the ending was a nice surprise too, and I can see why it caught Han Ye Seul a New Actress award - I'd have to say that unless you just have to see every Andy Lau or Maggie Q movie, I'd probably wait until you were kind of bored to see the other.

It's not that Three Kingdoms was the worst flick you could see - it had some nice scenes and some good cinematography - but they used this stutter-step filming of the action segments that made a lot of it look like a bad Made For TV movie and at the same time the story moved too fast while it tried to fit in too much. You never really got to feel attached to a particular person in it versus something like The Warlords or Protégé, and in the end when you put everything together - it just wasn't that epic.

Here's the trailer for Miss Gold Digger



Here's the trailer for Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon

Best Picture Of An Almost Naked Asian American Star Surrounded By Red Vegetables For A Cause

Maggie Q For PETA



While I question some of her role choices, couldn't go vegetarian if my life depended on it, and hope that she stops doing Jackie Chan impressions on late night TV - I am glad that Maggie Q used her stardom in 2007 to try and get more recognition for a cause she believes in.

Working with PETA Asia-Pacific to promote going veggie, Maggie Q turned out this cool photo ad where she's surrounded by red peppers as well as another ad where she's wearing a bikini made almost entirely of lettuce with the tagline "Turn over a new Leaf".

Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon

Check out the trailer for the new flick directed by Daniel Lee starring Andy Lau, Sammo Hung, Vanness Wu, and Maggie Q.

Maggie Q, Silver Fox, and animal rights

News out on the wire a little bit ago - is that in the X-Men prequel Wolverine movie, starring alongside Hugh Jackman as Silver Fox (at least the front runner right now) will be Maggie Q - who has been getting a lot of press lately as one of the new up-and-comers in Hollywood, but also had this to say on being a HAPA actress:

I feel like because the balance is such in life, I think everything about us is a plus and minus. And I go into Asia and I'm the Western Asian girl. And I go into Hollywood and I'm the Asian girl who's not Western enough.

So there's definitely a fine line to be walked, but, to be honest, if I walk into an audition and people are worried about what ethnicity I am, I'm not doing my job. I need to come in and be Maggie, and they need to fall in love with that person or what I'm bringing to the table instead of focusing on those issues. And they do, and it's really hard to be a woman walking into a room and be ethnic and have them not care.

Check out more from her interview down at CNN on her latest movies, her seven dogs, and what she's doing for animal rights.

Balls of Fury: Ching Chong racism or just a funny movie?

Updated 3:30 PM 8/4/2007 with info on Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

I’m a hard person to please - and I have to admit, that while I thought Balls of Fury could be some disaster waiting to happen from what I had heard - the trailers and commercials I saw really didn’t make me gasp and scream “Damn” - like Rush Hour 3 did.

So I saw Balls of Fury this weekend and bottom line - it was a pretty funny for a spoof movie (by and of itself) and here are a few reasons why:

• Not one joke from someone who wasn’t Asian (or even Asian that I can recall) about an Asian person’s dick size, speech patterns, driving, etc. Nothing. Nada. Zilcho.


• Multiple, multiple “whitey” jokes. So many in fact I think the white people in the theater where I saw it were like “Umm…how many more whitey jokes are there going to be?”.


• James Hong is one funny mofo - and he has some of the best dialogue there is in the movie and usually at the expense of the non-Asian cast - and he plays a large part in the movie - and he does it without broken “me no speakie english” dialogue.


• Maggie Q - I don’t know why people like columnist Nathan Lee featured in LA weekly/Village Voice (who refers to Maggie Q’s role as being “A pair of breasts” and ”A pair of breasts that know kung fu”) - just seem to think she’s there for sexual gratification. Sure she’s attractive, but does that mean she’s nothing more than eye candy for the screen? Apparently Nathan Lee must think so (but then I’d gather he thinks women are just there to please him and do things like wash his feet from his comments). But if you see the movie she’s anything but that and her role is actually quite funny and she does a great job playing it - and the one time a character looks/refers to her character as a purely sexual geisha type object, he ends up getting James Hong’s chopsticks clutching his nads. And again - no broken “me no speakie english” dialogue.


• Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story and Enter the Dragon spoofs - There’s really not much else to say except that it’s great when movies like these get so much spoof action (and they also spoofed some 007 too).


• Jason Scott Lee - While he plays a small part in the film - he added some great comedy.


• Masi Oka - Nice cameo.


• Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Plays the funny/deadpan bodyguard - also check out the interview he did on KHNL, why he did the movie, and the vetting of the script on Asians and being offensive.


• Ton O Asians - not that you can’t have a movie with lots of Asian people in it and it still can’t be a racist crap ass flick, but this one had a lot of Asian characters in it and they added to the movie.

So what about Walken playing his Triad role?

This wasn’t a Yellow Face character but a spoof on a kooky Triad character gone mad where it was supposed to be funny because it was a pale looking white guy - it was the paleness and the whiteness that was funny - and again no mock Asian accent either - just Walken doing his schtick.

This was a movie that was done in the same vein as the Scary Movies, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Not Another Teen Movie, etc., except it had a huge Asian cast in it and lampooned Asian movies - and I thought that was pretty cool.

The fact though that the movie exists in a world where there is a huge choice of global Asian cinema and varied roles for Asian actors - it still begs the question of why there aren’t more roles out there for Asian-Americans in U.S movies.

Even with this movie - and even though it’s a spoof based on Enter The Dragon - it still is done largely within the confines of the limited images and characters and representations of Asian-Americans that we’ve seen in typical larger budget Hollywood movies - some martial arts, kung fu, the sensei, Chinese takeout/dinner, the Asian woman and white man - and because there are not as many movies out there to the contrary - the images are only intensified, and while there is nothing wrong with those images of and by themselves - alone and with nothing to counter them, they can help to create a one dimensional view of Asian-Americans - which can have many other consequences.