"Mommy. When I grow up I want a big fake pair of titties. Bigger than yours."
Thankfully, I didn't actually hear this - it was relayed to me via txt from a friend - who just in case you were wondering is all natural - and not that I have anything against augmented breasts - because I don't - I just wanted to let you know.
But on to my other thought I wanted to post:
Some things just don't need to be txted...