Jimmy Au and $5000

Caught this via the SunHerald.com and while Jimmy probably doesn't need the extra 5 grand - it is nice to be recognized - and let me just say for the record that if you're 5'8 and under you aren't short at all, you're just not a giraffe (cute as they may be) who needs to duck for cover everywhere you go, and really, who wants to be taller than 5'8 because all you ever do is get called upon to change lightbulbs way too high for you anyway.

Since, in times of tornadoes, I'd rather be closer to the ground.

5'8 and under and loving every minute of it.

Get your suit on at Jimmy Au's.