At The Movies: Real Asian Versus Fake Asian

Monday, June 23, 2008

Real Asian

Real Asian helps nab the #1 spot at the box office securing about $40 million dollars - already half way to reaching profitability in its first week. With DVD sales added in later on, we'll probably see a lot more of Real Asian in a sequel.

Fake Asian

Fake Asian gets #4 slot, bombs like the Yellow Faced Disgrace it is, barely makes $14 million, and even with DVD sales will probably fall short of making half its $64 million dollar budget back. Fake Asian sees the writing on the wall and decides he should adopt a white baby and paint it yellow so he can look more fashionable in public.