Dear Yul,
I know that you are now one of the great Asian American faces of today - and please know that I having nothing but happiness for you in your newfound celebrity and what you’re doing with it.
But I do have a favor to ask.
Just a tiny one.
Could you maybe tone it down a bit?
I mean I think it’s great what you’ve done and how you’re trying to be this great symbol of an Asian American man - but have you really thought about the rest of us who don’t have chiseled faces and can’t pull off the “Look at me in my robe while I lay back on the couch” sexified look?

I mean I get it - it’s not your fault -
you’re just built that way….
you were blessed….
….blah blah blah blah blah………
But could you at least try to keep your shirt on?
I mean do you have to set the bar so high for the rest of us?
Can’t you pack on a few extra beer and nacho pounds or something?
Please?
O.K.
I appreciate you listening.
Good luck and all the best.
I’ll see you in hell.
I mean around.
Well probably not.
Please cover your nipples.