That's a pile: Duane Chapman apologizes, still offends

Thursday, November 08, 2007

What else are you going to say and do though - really - after a racist career ruining tirade like the one he just had? Are there any surprises to his going on Larry King, apologizing (with a B.S. excuse) - tucking his tail between his legs - saying he thought he was black so he could use the N-word uttering "I now learned I’m not black at all"?

Really Duane? You're not black? Who the hell told you this?

But for all the people apologizing for using racial slurs - Duane takes the cake because now he wants to be buried at a historic slave burial ground near George Washington’s Mount Vernon home, saying "I want to be buried right where they’re at because I will never be forgiven as (long as) I’m alive."

Whoever's even thinking about letting Dog The Bounty Hunter get a burial plot there should be fired immediately - no questions asked. If Dog The Bounty Hunter gets to be buried there, why not just get a top 100 list of racist people, dig up some plots and do a kind of half and half theme?

That seems respectable doesn't it?