An Open Letter To The Sandwich I Just Made

Dear Sandwich,

I just wanted to say thank you for sacrificing yourself for the sake of my hunger.

My tummy salutes you and yes, now that I'm thinking about it...you didn't exist before I made you which in some ways makes me your father...

Hmmm....I'm going to have to ponder that one for a bite...I mean bit...

Sorry (for eating you as well as the pun, but I love delicious puns just like I love your smooth tasty salami abdomen...)

We'll see each other in another life...

Mustard to you,
Adam