I Say Keep On Twerking Michelle...

Sure, you can talk about sponsors, you can talk about The Brand, but if I was Michelle Wie after finally winning after years of heartbreak and judging eyes, I'd probably do the same.

I may not have filmed it, but you know, that's just me - but only because I don't think I could handle the hordes of men and women knocking down my door after they saw the video, because who wouldn't want a piece of naked Viet Am goodness?

And I'm sure I'd probably taste good too but only because of the chicken grease oozing from my pores...

Mmmmm...chicken grease.

Michelle Wie Finally Wins!

Just a joke...

Well Then: So We See The Wie Wins Again

All I have to say is take that you Wie Haters because she just won again over the weekend by beating out Shin Ji-yai at the Canadian Women's Open.

From Twitter To Michelle Wie

I was checking out Twitter and seeing what people were conjuring up about Michelle Wie, and you know - I think we have to give her a break and in a way - because women's golf will never have the audience that men's golf will (at least in the near future - and I'm not stating my opinion on either, but an observation like the NBA versus the WNBA) - I think she's been doing enough.

And she makes 10 mil a year (and is also a 1/2 time student).

I think that's pretty damn good.

Do Gooding: Michelle Wie

It's not always about the winning - or the losing - or even the beer pong photos - sometimes it's just about what you do as an individual:

SEOUL, Dec 22 (Yonhap) -- Korean-American LPGA winner Michelle Wie donated 100 million won (US$84,500) Monday for teen breadwinners in her grandfather's hometown.

Wie handed the money to Lee Myeong-heum, the governor of Jangheung County, South Jeolla Province, to be used for teenagers there who financially support their families.

Wie was in South Korea to commemorate an anniversary of her grandfather.

A Quick Letter To Michelle Wie

Dear Michelle,

First let me congratulate you on your first ever LPGA win earlier this week. Sure I didn't really congratulate you because honestly - I didn't know until later on - and than I thought to myself "Well I could congratulate her, but let's see what happens next..."

And guess what?

Yup. You're out of it again.

What the Hell?

Are you trying to break all of our necks as we strain to see where you're going (up down up down...down...down, back up...injured)?

Now, I'm not a sports trainer, or even a sports guy (unless you call what I do in private with the lube a sport - and sometimes it is a marathon btw) - but I think you shoulda sucked it up and kept on playing - I mean you did have a brace didn't you?

I'm not a doctor either, but I'm thinking when you have an ankle injury - maybe crouching down on YOUR ANKLE - even if you needed to check out the shot - maybe isn't the best thing to do.

Couldn't you lay on your belly or something?

O.K., that's it.

I might think about suing someone if I were you (although I don't know who the hell that would be).

Slanty

An Open Letter To Michelle Wie

Hey Michelle:

Hope things are going well. I know it's been a little while, and I'm still a little perturbed about your last disqualification - but I'm getting over it as I'm sure you are too.

I just wanted to write you and let you know that even though someone like Annika Sorenstam is giving you some hell for skipping a major to play on the PGA Tour this week, I'm all behind you because winning is really in the eye of the beholder and I like what you've been trying to to do - make the cut on the PGA tour and do something special.

And when you do - because you will - just remember that I've been behind you all the way so some gifts, free tickets, or anything else you want to throw my way - because 100 signed shirts by you personally could get me a ton of tacos al pastor - you just let me know and I'll get you my address.

Gotta run,
Slanty

P.S. Do people get you confused with Nintendo now?

Earned: Michelle Wie Qualifies For US Women's Open

The Examiner

After a sixth-place finish at the Ladies German Open last week, Michelle Wie is looking on target to be playing some of her best golf in recent months, qualifying for the US Women's Open yesterday:

Michelle Wie, who withdrew from last year's US Women's Open, will give it another go after qualifying for the championship on Monday.

Wie fired a four-under-par 137 during a sectional qualifying event o clinch a spot in the tournament at Interlachen in Minnesota later this month.

The 18-year-old Wie finished one shot behind Kelli Kuehne in the event, in which each participant played 18 holes at both the Woodmont Country Club and Manor Country Club.

She birdied three of her final four holes at Woodmont to finish at 1-under 70 before carding a 3-under 67 at the Manor.

Read the full article from the AFP here and check out more coverage from the links below:

• Wie gains entry to women's Open
  
• Wie sizzles in Open qualifier
  
• Wie, Okino, Kim earn Open invites

And just in case you were wondering as well - yes - she does seem to be dating NBA bound baller Robin Lopez.

Can you say power couple in a few years?