An Open Letter To Ron Kim (AKA Awesome Thief Catcher And New York State Assemblyman)

Monday, September 21, 2015

Dear Ron,

First I wanted to say that you are awesome.

I mean really awesome.

Running down and helping another person catch the perp who stole a purse from a momma with her baby?

If that's not awesome I don't know what is.

My only request...if you can call it that would be the following:

Can you do the same thing to Kim Davis?

Because she's still batshit crazy and I feel could use a good tackle as well (or swift kick in the ass - whichever you prefer).

Nicely done and hoping you make a trip to Kentucky,