And by Pope I mean priest.
And by priest I mean the guy formerly known as the Subway spokesperson.
All of which lead me to the final - or beginning conclusion:
Idris Elba would be an awesome James Bond, and I have a fairly large penis.
The non sequitur is the tool of the lazy and since my parole officer said I had to shed some pounds so he could give me a proper lap dance I do plan on catching a few movies while I wait at the drive-thru for some honey suckle waxxy shat love.
The Strange Death of Russia's Closest Alliance
48 minutes ago