If Idris Elba Is Too Street To Play James Bond I'm A White Guy With A Small Penis Who's Going To Be Pope

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

And by Pope I mean priest.

And by priest I mean the guy formerly known as the Subway spokesperson.

All of which lead me to the final - or beginning conclusion:

Idris Elba would be an awesome James Bond, and I have a fairly large penis.


The non sequitur is the tool of the lazy and since my parole officer said I had to shed some pounds so he could give me a proper lap dance I do plan on catching a few movies while I wait at the drive-thru for some honey suckle waxxy shat love.