Because yes - the confederate flag really is a sign from the past and while you can Bo and Luke it to death in regard to it being a rebellion symbol - that's the whole point - it was rebellion - against common sense - and making slavery illegal.
But no matter - corporate life has spoken.
The confederate flag is coming down...
Now if some people want a new symbol of rebellion - there are many - but I think this - this is what they're really looking for:
What's more rebellious than a platypus?
Nothing I tell you.
Nothing.
P.S.
I hereby trademark Platypus Is The New Confederate FlagTM.
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