Thank You Walmart, Amazon, eBay, Sears, And Gov. Nikki Haley + I Have A Replacement For The Confederate Flag

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Because yes - the confederate flag really is a sign from the past and while you can Bo and Luke it to death in regard to it being a rebellion symbol - that's the whole point - it was rebellion - against common sense - and making slavery illegal.

But no matter - corporate life has spoken.

The confederate flag is coming down...

Now if some people want a new symbol of rebellion - there are many - but I think this - this is what they're really looking for:

What's more rebellious than a platypus?

Nothing I tell you.



I hereby trademark Platypus Is The New Confederate FlagTM.

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