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Wednesday, December 30, 2020

 


This article was originally written for the YOMYOMF blog which was closed approximately two years ago and is being re-posted here for archival purposes.

11/02/2016

Oh Miley,

I know you probably think we’ve all forgotten about the time you went full on Chink Eye back in the day but we actually haven’t – or at least I haven’t – and while I thought you might have evolved (because you were younger) apparently you’re still stuck in the void – and yes – that look on your face is the way I felt when I saw you on “The Voice” watching it with all my girls and K-wife.

From teens to college and up – just in case you were wondering – there was a collective groan from all generations, and the phrase “Ahh – I love it when White girls go full on geisha…” was in fact spoken.

I guess I could go on and explain it – again – but honestly – you should know better by now, and I have more important things to do like picking the lint out of my toes.

Best (as in best not see you again like this),

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