Words I Never Want To Hear Coming From A Seven Year-Old's Mouth

"Mommy. When I grow up I want a big fake pair of titties. Bigger than yours."

Thankfully, I didn't actually hear this - it was relayed to me via txt from a friend - who just in case you were wondering is all natural - and not that I have anything against augmented breasts - because I don't - I just wanted to let you know.

But on to my other thought I wanted to post:

Some things just don't need to be txted...