America: You Are Crazy. Scotty McCreery? He's The Kid From Mad Magazine. Hines Ward Did Win DWTS So That's At Least Something I Guess

What in the world is wrong with America (not all of America just the AI portion)? They choose the kid that looks like the Mad Magazine cover (as my friend pointed out to me). I know people like their country, but - really?

Really really?

At least we have this.