That Was The Oscars (AKA The Right Leg Of Angelina Jolie And Blackface)?

When the Oscar highlights were Billy Crystal in Blackface and Angelina Jolie's right leg, I guess it really was okay that I was strung out on cough medicine and jerking myself off to the All-Star Game.

P.S.

Just kidding. Kobe passing MJ doesn't really get me hard.