For some odd reason I was thinking to myself that I've never had sex in a bunny suit before and I'm thinking that before I die I should have that experience at least twice in my life and that when I do - I want a really big ass shagy tail so when I'm deep - down in that good to go stance kind of deep - I can be like "Holy Shit! Look at my big ass tail swinging from side to side! That's MF Awesome!".
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