An Open Letter To The Selfie Stick

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Dear Selfie Stick,

While I'm writing you this letter solely because I was reading this article on how the Smithsonian no longer welcomes you - in addition to other museums - which I get since they have bans on tripods and monopods - I guess I just wanted to say that while I get you, and don't hate you by any means, and I've been known to take a selfie or two myself...

Sometimes...

Just sometimes now...

It's okay to ask someone to take your picture...

We don't always have to rely just on you...

Or the hand that holds you...

I'm not saying you aren't useful...

Because isn't all existence useful?

I'm just saying...

Sometimes humans are O.K. too...

Umm...okay...guess that's it.

Gripping you,
Adam