1. Opening jars. I really do need that other hand.
2. Beating myself senseless because somehow I missed becoming a backer for Snakehead the movie.
3. Cutting my nails.
4. Flipping off the TV with both middle fingers when I'm watching the debates (and btw, how can you still be undecided?).
5. Masturbating. I mean, I'm not trying to say anything about anything, but give it a try. Where do you hold the kleenex? Who's got next and who's got the balls? What if you need to press a key on the keyboard?
6. Typing of any sort. I was getting decent with one hand though.
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