Everyone Wants Long Lush Asian Hair

Monday, January 18, 2010

I'm not saying we don't have long lush beautiful Asian hair (or can't, because I did rock that ponytail for a while) although I'm not really saying there's a secret to it either (other than you know - just being MF Asian) - however - what I am saying is that if you're going to use us to sell one of your crap ass products why not at least put a picture of us actually on the advertisement?

If you're selling a way to give non-Asian people the attributes of Asian hair I'd think you'd at least want to show your customers what they would be getting (and again not to belabor the point, but if you want Asian hair, you need to be Asian, or you need to pay me for some hair - and just an FYI - it's double for everything below the belt - because that's some good shit people).

I mean you've already co-opted us to sell your product - why not just go all the way?

I think it's marketing 101.