An Open Letter To PBS And P.O.V On Wo Ai Ni (I Love You) Mommy AKA Let's Have A Good Circle Jerk

Dear PBS And P.O.V.

Honestly I don't really know what's gotten into me over this film that I just happened to stumble upon for free - because I wouldn't pay to see it and add to the growing economy of films that exploit children for the sake of people who probably add to your fundraising coffers who for the most part would love being in a movie just like the one I'm referencing.

Honestly, I think you'd be better off by having an event where you charge people to piss on the homeless and then for an extra $100 throw in an anal creampie where their significant others - for a fee of course - could lick that shit clean.

I mean can you imagine the buzz surrounding that event?

The hours of conversation it would make for donors? It might even save a marriage or two.

And I don't know about you - but I call that good PR.

Especially since even exploitative - at least it would be between consenting adults.

I mean it's not like you'd be showing porn with underage kids right?

Oh.

Wait.

Sorry about that.

I didn't mean to say what you're actually doing...

And I didn't mean to be crass in any way either.

I know sometimes I can come off that way and I may be obtuse, but certainly not crass.

Let's at least agree on that.

I'm not crass, and you don't show legalized...child...porn...

Good.

I feel better now that we've gotten that out of the way.

Sincerely Yours,
Slant Eye