Random Sexual Things I Like #1 (SBAHB)

Monday, November 07, 2011

I'm not exactly sure how long this will go on, and who even knows if this is appropriate, but here's part of a random list of sexual things I've liked throughout my lifetime and while you might think...well...I don't know what you might think - if you've been a reader of this blog for any amount of time, you know that at the end of the day that it doesn't really matter.

Sloppy Balls Are Happy Balls

I don't care what you say, how much you deny it, or the fact that you might not even be able to admit to yourself - if you have balls - skinny balls, fat balls, smooth balls, rugged like Grand Canyon balls, or in that rare case - three balls (because you just might be that special) - sloppy balls are just happy as hell balls and I don't know about you (but I'm taking a guess) - we all want happy balls.

And let's just say it. Let's just put it out there right or wrong, that if the one you're with isn't giving you sloppy balls it begs the question of why you're with them, because if you can't love yourself enough to ask for sloppy slicked-up lip smacking ball love you don't love yourself, and if you don't love yourself how can you expect anyone else to love you?

That's just not fair to the person you're with and if anything - you should be in a relationship that's fair.

And as long as I'm on this topic, let's just also put it out there too that if you want your balls to feel some love, the love you deserve, you should also be washing your balls and if possible - maybe your ass too - because as we all know - in the whirlwind that is the sexual explosion you were hoping for, sometimes that tongue kicks it underneath - sometimes on purpose - sometimes not.

Just be prepared is all I'm saying.