Vacations Are Good

Not that anyone reads this thing anymore (well, thousands do check in for porn, and my dear grandmama also checks in to see if I've done that post on ass licking yet) but just a quick note that I'm off for the week, or at least that's my game plan (but that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone since I've been 1/2 time blogging this year which is actually more like 1/4 blogging).

Happy Turkeys. Time Off. Self Love. Self Destructive Family Dinners. Black Friday. Naked People Dancing For Money. Playing In The Snow. Playing In The Sand. Playing Under The Covers. Peeping Out The Window. Drinking Hot Chocolate. Loving Everything About Nothing. Sitting On The Porcelain God With Too Much Time On Your Hands. Checking Out The Louvre. Bad Movies. Even Worse Turkey.

Or Just Sleeping For Four Days Straight.