I Think Your Team Needs Some Hardass Asian Parenting Erik...

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

You know Erik...I'm not trying to knock you down when you're already down (figuratively and literally with the Spurs up 2-1) but let's face it - your team kinda sucked wind tonight and Lebron, LeCramp, LeDecision, LeGoingBackToOhioPlease - you can only wear him down so much before he's going back to the locker room to get some Gatorade off camera (that was a fun tweet btw).

All I'm saying is if you want to be one of the few coaches to coach a three-peat, and the first Asian American Coach to do it as well (and remember, I'm not rooting against you, I'm just not rooting for you - because I'm not like that) I think you need to break out Erik The Hardass and bring down the hammer.


And heavy.

And do it with a song, because you know - you're Fil-Am - and a beat down doesn't mean it can't be fun.

In fact it should be fun.

Shit. You could even through in some longaniza after the beat down to show that there aren't any hard feelings.


That's it.

Till Thursday.