Hey iPhone 3G:
I know you came out a week or so ago, but I'm not an iPhone user, so really, I just don't keep tabs on you like everyone else.
But I did want to write you a quick note - as well as to people who've been crunching the numbers on their monthly data plans thinking about getting you - that while I know you have a little cute browser and sizing out images like you're squashing someone's head can be fun - you really don't bring much else to people's lives except the "Look at me, I got an iPhone aren't I like really just so so cool" feature.
And let's face it - unless they're one of my friends who just likes to have multiple phones and check stuff out - your owner is most likely a dumbass.
I gotta go - because this is way too long of a note to you - but I just had to say that I can't believe in your newest model you still don't have extra storage, MMS, or even the ability to take some video - I mean what good are you?
You have some 3G and some GPS - not really that ground-breaking you know?
But like I said, I have to go.
You'll be better next time.
Slanty.
P.S. iPhone 3G
Monday, June 16, 2008Labels: iPhone 3G, Kinda not much to cheer about, Technology