And The Flat Panel TV Isn't Worth That

Friday, November 28, 2008

I know that we're all looking for deals since the economy is in the tank, gas was $5 a gallon just a few short weeks ago, and no matter who you are - unless you're The Heff with some denture cream and bouncing baby bosoms chillin at the mansion - a few hundred bucks is still a few hundred bucks.

But killing someone over some low fucking prices because you couldn't wait to get your hands on some discounted shit is like screwing your aunt while your grandma gives you the reach around and your uncle jerks off in the corner getting ready to lick the dog's ass.

THAT SHIT'S FUCKED UP AND EVERYONE KNOWS BETTER.

Learn how to wait in line people.