Note To Self

Please don't eat while typing because apparently you hit the wrong keys and post something called "Sshamasdlkm129admlkasmd" - or something like that.

P.S.

Don't wear those pants where the zipper falls down anymore no matter how comfortable they are because not only is the zipper completely shot and your hanging free, but you have a hole in the pocket too and while you haven't actually lost anything yet, you will.