To The Ahjummas In The Back Row

Dear Ladies:

I just wanted to thank you so much for sitting behind those slot machines while you drink coffee counting the number of spins on each machine and then tapping me on the back letting me know that the one I sat down at had spun 500 times without getting into the bonus (and for you slot machine addicts, you know what I'm talking about).

Yes, I did go against your advice and stuck in a hundred, but - and who knows, this may have been to your dismay - apparently it was set to trigger soon thereafter.

Send me your address, I'll get you some Godiva.