TechCrunch, Matt Burns, Chinese Brothels, And Being A Dick

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Hot news, everyone. I just received word from a reliable source deep within the confines of a progressive liberal hall where people like to spread apart the legs of bound Asians and rape them for fun - the younger the better of course because who doesn't like young sweet Asian meat - that Matt Burns from TechCrunch is an unoriginal dick.

Old. Tired. Stereotypical. And on one of the largest tech blogs out there.

Get a clue you dumb mutherfucker.