Sure, you can say I have no business being in love with someone who married their college sweetheart and whom I don't even know - but I say I don't really care what you have to say because my internet love is forever and withstands what you may call reality.
Since, we all know that "by forever", I really mean next week.
See Joy Osmanski sometime in the future.
Simon D and Lady Jane broke up
45 minutes ago