Lynn Chen Is Married? WTF?

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

This is why I don't like reading Angry Asian Man at times because I learn things that I didn't always want to know, and last week, in the set of ├╝ber guest posts that are going down while he's away on vacation I learned the most horrific of events.

Lynn Chen was married...?

Sure, you can say I should have already known that, but I'll just say like I always do - that I live under a MF rock.

But maybe...

Well....maybe I did after all.

Maybe I just didn't want to believe it.

Maybe I thought it was hearsay.

Maybe I just pushed it out of my mind so I could indulge in the fantasies that are Lynn Chen (and just in case you were wondering they really consist of her just not telling me how ugly I am as she winks at me in slow motion).

But now?

Now that it's truly set in stone?

My heart somehow feels deprived of the love I never really knew and yeah, you can say that I can still have my fantasies, but when all is said and done, those fantasies need to be rooted in some sort of reality -- because that's what keeps a fantasy alive - that it could actually happen.

And yes (you naysayers) - it could have happened.

Sure, maybe in some parallel universe where I also ride a kick ass pony to work (because who doesn't like a kick ass pony) but now it never will.

It can never be.

And this just makes me sad.