I remember what it was like when I was 16. You just wanted someone to touch you.
Even if a little inappropriately. But even I wasn't this dumb - and sometimes - you just have to call the not so quick ones - not so quick.
A malicious hate crime against an Asian-American family that moved into Happy Valley was actually a hoax perpetrated by one of the couple's teenagers, police announced Friday.Don't get me wrong though either - if you're going to do some shit - having White People take the fall for it - well - I don't condone it - but it's better than blaming it on Black People because apparently those relations are already a little strained - at least in the boxing world.
The story about words like "Gook" and "Chink" being spray painted on the family's home, and a note reading "Last warning - we will burn your house down if we have to" left on the property, sent shock waves throughout the community.
The Clackamas County Sheriff's Office and the Happy Valley Police Department immediately opened a case and even consulted with the Federal Bureau of Investigation since the incident could have encompassed civil rights violations.
But investigators discovered that the acts were actually done by the family's 16-year-old, who they say is very remorseful.
And just for the record - I don't think anyone's going to be asking this kid to hold their stash for them anytime soon....