Balloon Boy Falcon Heene Is Found. Now He's Available To Conduct Interviews With Aliens

Mayumi and Richard Henne + the three kids Bradford, Ryo, and Falcon who's grinning from ear to ear in the center

Unlike the rest of the nation, who apparently was following this story with bated breath, I had no idea what the hell was going on until I was watching the news later today - and wouldn't you know it - it's a crazy reality tv family.

But the kids are cute though huh?

Sure - who the hell knows what they'll turn out to be like with a dad who wants to interview real aliens and takes the family to Hurricane Disney (which I hear is much better than Alaskan Disney btw) - and while technically the ride of the Falcon wasn't really a ride, but more of a nap - still makes a good story.

Although real aliens who took Falcon to another universe where he met the Barbara Walters version of his dad would have been better.

Just saying.