Top Three Reasons Rush Limbaugh Should Never Be The Owner Of Any Sports Team Whatsoever (Even A Pee Wee Intramural Marbles Team)

Quotes from Rush Limbaugh:

1. Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.
2. Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?
3. Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.

You can tell me the last two are a little old, but that first one is from '07 - so no - apparently old dogs really can't learn new tricks and if you're saying the same things you did thirty years ago doesn't that just say it all?

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