A Quick Letter To Parents Looking For Conversation

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dear Parents:

I know that sometimes a life without kids looks great, and I understand that you might be looking for some adult conversation at times - however - it can get a little creepy when you keep on starring in my direction as your little toddler sits on the ground eating things off the floor. Just say hi and maybe I'll talk with you. But when you keep on starring at me...and you look desperate for a conversation that doesn't involve baby talk - and I'm busy starring at my laptop (but can still see your desperate looks in my direction because I'm sitting in the chair next to you (like right this minute) - it just feels a little odd...

Hopefully a new table will open up.