Reasons You Might Be A Racist MF

Thursday, February 18, 2010

You might be a racist MF if:

  • You call your employees "P*ki" while also dropping phrases like South Asians are "stupid" and "ignorant".
  • You decide to throw a party called the Compton Cookout "celebrating" Black History Month.
  • When your college's rival comes to town, you leave racist voicemails and txts.
  • On MLK Day you decide to give out receipts that specify customers as "Big" and "Black".
  • In the middle of the night you slip letters with words like "n*****" under the doors of all the Black students.