You might be a racist MF if:
- You call your employees "P*ki" while also dropping phrases like South Asians are "stupid" and "ignorant".
- You decide to throw a party called the Compton Cookout "celebrating" Black History Month.
- When your college's rival comes to town, you leave racist voicemails and txts.
- On MLK Day you decide to give out receipts that specify customers as "Big" and "Black".
- In the middle of the night you slip letters with words like "n*****" under the doors of all the Black students.
