I was catching up on some articles and - well - penises are really in the news including the following snippets (sorry - couldn't help it):
- Apparently Roger Ebert called out John Mayer on his Racist Dick, and I don't know about you, but when Roger Ebert starts tweeting on John Mayer's nether regions I have to think something's gone terribly wrong in our world.
- Kate Gosslin in US Magazine is now referring to JG's penis as "stubby". Really? Isn't this over yet? Since - I say prove it with pictures - otherwise - it's just cocksay.
- Booze + Chainsaws = 8 ft tree carved in the shape of a penis now being put on eBay.
