Random Question I Can't Help Asking

Friday, May 14, 2010

As I was microwaving the food of champions the other night - frozen chicken tenders and egg rolls - I had to ask myself the question of if it would be wrong to pleasure myself while taking a moment here and there to eat some food - you know - space it out a little.

Make it an event.

Or - because there is an "or" here - if it would be wrong to masturbate with hot food waiting for me that I could see out of the corner of my eye.

And I know what you're saying - but this is what goes through the mind of one non-descript guy who happens to be Asian American.

And a blogger (which might be good or bad depending upon how you look at this post).

And - in case you're wondering - I did neither for a few reasons including the following:

  • Food is sex. Sometimes it's not great sex, but it's sex nonetheless and I want to make sure I enjoy the whole experience unfettered by anything else (while also noting how lucky I am that I get to treat food as something pleasurable versus a basic need).

  • Sex is - well - sex. And I don't know about you - but even when it's just with myself (which I know technically isn't sex per se) I like to make the most out of it. Like I don't think I could ever enjoy a great steak while someone was SMC'ing me underneath a table in a restuarant (where I assume it would be very darkly lit).

    I just don't think I could concentrate on either to a point where it would be pleasurable for either sensation.

That's it.