Boobs + iPhone = Aoi Sola, Jason Chen, Japanese Porn Can Save The World, And The Gestapo That Is Apple (AKA The County Of San Mateo)

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

It all fits together and it's really simple.

Because of the iPhone leak that Gizmodo covered, blogger and editor Jason Chen (above) is basically getting sodomized by Apple -- the raid on Chen's home facilitated by a "special multi-agency task force that was commissioned to work with the computer industry to tackle high-tech crimes" - otherwise known as Who The Fuck Are They - which coincidentally - Apple sits on the steering committee of.

At the same time, thousands of miles away in China people are circumventing the supposedly unbreakable, incredible "Great Firewall" of China because they want to follow the tweets of their favorite AV idol Aoi Sola.

See? Didn't I say it was simple?

It's all about freedoms.

Freedom of speech. Freedom of the press. The freedom of not getting your ass handed to you by some covert agency in the middle of the night because you posted some news - and one of the most important freedoms of them all - to be able to the follow the tweets of your favorite porn star so you can take a break and pleasure yourself in the workroom bathroom where they don't have security cameras.