My Dentist Does Not Look Like This (But I'm Not Sure I'd Want Her To Either Because I'd Be Afraid Of What She'd Do If I Missed My Check-Up)

I caught this article at the Northwest Asian Weekly about Natalie Pennington who's not only a full time dentist but also competes in the bikini division of the International Federation of Bodybuilding (IFBB) - which is a major federation for bodybuilding competitors just so you know - and all I could think was one thing:

She wouldn't stand a chance against me in thumb wrestling.

It's 'cause of the nails.

See - I don't care how buff and beautiful you are - if you got nails - you're pretty much afraid to break them - especially if it's for something as inane as a thumb wrestling match.

To the death.