I caught this article at the Northwest Asian Weekly about Natalie Pennington who's not only a full time dentist but also competes in the bikini division of the International Federation of Bodybuilding (IFBB) - which is a major federation for bodybuilding competitors just so you know - and all I could think was one thing:
She wouldn't stand a chance against me in thumb wrestling.
It's 'cause of the nails.
See - I don't care how buff and beautiful you are - if you got nails - you're pretty much afraid to break them - especially if it's for something as inane as a thumb wrestling match.
To the death.