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From The Daily News:

Tiger Woods back in swing

He's back. Well, almost.

Tiger Woods isn't going to win the CA Championship at Doral. He's nine shots behind going into the final round. But Saturday's 68 was his best post-surgical round by far. There are some old feelings stirring inside the world's No. 1 golfer.

"I hit it great today. I hit it the best I've hit it in a long time. Granted, I haven't played in a long time, but still," he said.

At least the familiar smile was back - after a round.

Even though all I do is strip down, get naked, and make everyone else's life horrible when some places actually do allow me on the golf course (when I get "the need" every couple of years to hit white people's balls) - even I know 9 strokes is like 50 points down with 3 minutes left in the 4th.

There's really not a silver lining there.

But if you're Tiger you just need to show up, smile, and not bogey two holes in a row and everyone's still happy (especially sponsors).

Why didn't I start playing golf when I was two again?