A Few Words For Utada

Utada (or as my iPhone likes to call you "oooo-tada"),

First off, you know I love you right? And I don't mean that in the stalker way, nor do I mean that about you personally, or that I'd carry your baby (the white adopted one maybe some day we'll hear about?) because let's face it, you, Utada, could never compare to, well - The Utada. I'm sure you're fine in your own right (with all of your flaws I don't want to know about it), but you can't stack up to yourself no matter how much you try so let's just leave it at that for right now.

I'm just putting it out there that I'm kind of waiting for another video from the This Is The One album, and like I've said before - I kinda hope it's "Poppin" - I'm not hoping for any upskirt videos or anything like that (because I'm not a pervert), but again - no panties...turn you on - it's not like it'd be a bad video you know?

P.S.

I'm not really sure which Utada I'm sending this too, but feel free to pass it on by if it's not the right one.