I'm Not Betty Nguyen And I Wouldn't Have Sex With You

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I've been meaning to post this for the last month or so, but I got an e-mail from someone asking if my email address was Betty Nguyen's email address, along with a big ass whopping picture of himself attached to it.

Now I'm not saying anything, but I figure if you attach a big ass photo of yourself to an e-mail it means your looking for a job or your looking for sex and I had to wonder if this guy was trying to hit up CNN's Betty Nguyen (for either) or just some random Betty Nguyen who isn't on CNN (who I'm sure is just as cool) -- and I had a few thoughts.

1. Apparently this guy is a VP of something or another - he's got a job - so I figure he was looking for sex.

2. If I was Betty Nguyen (either of them) no way in hell would I have sex with him. You need to go through the proper channels. I mean this was kind of like a cold call booty call and somehow that's just not right, and even though I'm not the Betty Nguyens, I still kinda feel violated. I mean at least attach a free coupon for some pizza or something before you send me your "I'm not naked, but I still want to have sex with you" picture.

3. I thought that someone might just be having some fun with me because who in their right mind actually mistakes me - Slanty (who's a dude) - with the Betty Nguyens?

At the same time I figure some people are just really horny.

Either way - still had fun.