A Quick Letter To Spirit

Dear Little Mars Spirit Rover,

Even though you're only five, in Rover years you should probably be dead, so I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't be embarrassed about having a little amnesia and waking up not knowing where you were or even where the sun was, because it really does happen to the best of us.

At the same time, now that you have your memory back, I was thinking that maybe on occasion, you could send us down some space porn. I don't really know what space porn would consist of - but I just thought it might be a little more interesting than rocks (and can you imagine the look on everyone's faces as they view the latest downloads?).

Just a thought.

Slanty