A Quick Note To Jessica

Monday, August 03, 2009

Hi Jessica,

I'm not really sure what your e-mail was asking for when you said "can you go away" without any sort of punctuation, but if it was in fact a question of "Can you please take your sorry ass out of blogosphere?" - I'm going with a no on that one (I was thinking about going with an answer of "most likely no", but I figure why tease you).

Now if the question was more like "Can you go away (with me for an evening of bliss because I'm a white girl who secretly wants to have sex with an Asian American male)" I'm still going to have to say no if only because good grammar when asking someone out is a must, and I'm kind of a stickler on those things.

Remember, you can only make a first impression once.

Hugs and Kisses,
Slanty