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Sunday, October 12, 2008

From the post But Does it Come with Ovary Holders?

If this were an American estrogen-mobile, I'd ask where the tampon dispenser was. The compartment to hold your stash of morning-after pills? The rich guy GPS that assists in gold-digging? The fetus receptacle in case you spontaneously give birth while stuck in rush hour traffic? The Oprah satellite radio station and ice cream freezer? The Kelly Clarkson box set? Audio recordings of anything Candace Bushnell has ever written? The "Math for Dummies" book? The $300 Sarah Palin-brand forensic rape kit? The change machine that converts 1 dollar bills into 75 cents?
Read it in full down at The Antisocial Ladder.