Keep Your Head Up Chien-Ming Wang

Wednesday, June 17, 2009



Hey CMW,

Just wanted to write you a quick post to say KYHU because even though you're sucking ass on the mound lately after coming back from the disabled list - you've just become a dad - and if you think the dissapointment is heavy now, just wait until your kid drops out of college, shaves his pubes and decides to become a pornstar - and not that there's anything wrong with kicking it in the skin flicks (because one day I'm going to direct the most amazing Hello Kitty Romcom Porn Drama that makes you weep, laugh, and gets you off) but I don't know of anyone in the Baseball Hall Of Fame with a kid who started off as a fluffer.

Just saying...

Slanty