It's O.K. If You Cry A Little After Hearing About Moshe Kai Cavalin Who's Eleven And Graduating College...With a 4.0 GPA

Sunday, June 07, 2009

On one hand we can all marvel at the child prodigy who most likely is smarter than all of us put together - however - I do have some sage advice for the eleven year old with the 4.0 and a college degree who said the following in regard to video games:

I feel it's a waste of time playing video games because it's not helping humanity in any way
If video games aren't your thing, that's cool, but I hope you still try to enjoy your youth while you have it, because when you're eleven, technically you're still "cute" and you can get away with things that you're just not going to be able too later on down the road no matter what your GPA was or how many national martial arts titles you hold.

Randomly kick people in the shins and then hide behind your dad. Lick department store windows for no reason except to just gross people out. Sneak into a strip club and pretend your lost and have nowhere to go all the while taking in the sights that your college textbooks never told you about (without the $15 cover btw). Commit petty larceny. Pee off a bridge. Sneak a beer. Sell oregano to your classmates and then go back to the strip club. Just enjoy being a kid for as long as you can because once you turn eighteen all that goes on your permanent record and you're no longer looked at as cute and wayward, but a little strange and sometimes a pervert.