Dance War, Carrie Ann Inaba, Please Shoot Me

Thursday, January 31, 2008

When you take the "most opinionated judges" from Dancing With The Stars, throw in a Lachey brother, and give not just one or two but twelve people who can't sing or dance their own reality television series complete with a fog machine, you get exactly what you asked for - a slow painful embarrasing smegma filled enima of a show, where if I was forced to watch more than an hour of it, I really would probably chop my own dick off so I could at least drown out the sound with the screams of my impending death.